A man went on vacation to Thailand once...
...unfortunately something went wrong with the booking of the hotel. His room (and any room for that matter) wouldn't be available until tomorrow. The receptionist told the man that if he asked nicely he might be permitted to stay one night in the local temple along with the monks. So the man made his way to the temple. Once there he was greeted by an old monk.
"Good evening.. ehm.. sir? Something went wrong when booking my hotel. Could I possibly st…