Good news and a bad news John the butler went to Sir Richard very worried and told him: -Sir Richard, someone wrote a dirty word about you in the snow with urine. Sir Richard ordered John to investigate and soon he returned with the results: -Sir Richard, I have good news and a bad news for you - which would like to hear first? -The good news of course- said Sir Richard. -The good news is that we found that the urine belongs to your neighbor William. The bad news is that it's in your wife's hand…