Sir Id Jokes

Is this OC? I thought of it in the shower. Help with making it better would be appreciated. A farmer is eating dinner with his lovely daughter. The local merchants son, known for being honest and trustworthy, walks in and says "sir I'd like to lay with your daughter." The farmer in a rage asks "Why the hell would I let you do that?" To which the merchants son reply's "I was just diagnosed with a disease that will kill me tomorrow and your daughter is the loveliest creature I have ever set ey…

My boss pulled up in an awesome new car today "Wow, that's a really nice car, sir. I'd love to drive one of those..." I said. He said, "Well, if you set goals, you're determined, and you work really hard and put in the long hours, then I can get an even better one next year."