A young boy was covering behind the counter of a small music shop while his father, the owner, took a toilet break. No sooner had the father gone than a female customer walked in. "Excuse me, young man," she said. "Do you happen to have 'Jingle Bells' on a seven-inch?" "No," he replied, "but I've got dangling balls on a nine-inch." "That's not a record, is it?" she asked. He said: "It is for a ten-year-old!" Phil Collins is losing his hearing, making him the luckiest man at a Phil Collins concer…