Shakespeares Jokes

"Good luck with your little skits!" -Shakespeare's mom.

Pretty disappointed that Shakespeare's Hamlet didn't turn out to be the story of a delicious tiny ham.

"You know what? Guys should play ALL the parts. We could even wear dresses and kiss and stuff." - Shakespeare's gay friend

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil? I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

What's Shakespeare's favorite video game? Sonnet the hedgehog

How a brass instrument player reads a line from Shakespeare's Hamlet. Tu-ba or no tu-ba.

Shakespeare's The Life and Death of King Richard III Spoiler Alert: Richard III dies in the end.

A huge American car screeched to a halt in a sleepy English village and the driver called out to a local inhabitant ""Say am I on the right road for Shakespeare's birthplace?"" ""Ay straight on sir"" said the rustic ""but no need to hurry. He's dead.""

They have just found Shakespeare's badly chewed original pencil But couldn't determine if it was 2B or not 2B

In order to attract women I like to use this quote from Shakespeare’s Hamlet Act III

What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop? Now is the winter of our discount tents

What does Shakespeare's dog eat? Iambs!

What is Shakespeare's favourite snack? Hamlet du fromage