Sgt Jokes

Two police officers stop a vehicle for speeding One of them approaches the driver's seat and realizes the man has a warrant on him, so she asks him to step out of the vehicle. The driver opens the door and glances back at the officer standing a few feet away and hesitates for a second. The other officer sees him looking towards the parking lot across the street, so she asks ""you're not going to run on me right?"" And he said ""no ma'am, not from you. I seen you at the gym."" ""But you'd run fro…

Drill Sgt didn't like me giving unlicensed chiropractic adjustments to the platoon when he told me... Get your hands off my privates!

The Passion Camel A young man decides to join the foreign legion. When he arrives at the fort In the middle of the desert he is shown around by the sergeant. "Hello recruit, this is where you will sleep, this is where I sleep, you eat over there.. and that shed over there, that's the Passion Camel" "Excuse me, the what?" Asked the recruit "When you have been here several months, and you are desperate for 'it' you take a visit to use the Passion Camel" replied the Sgt A little shocked the …