Seymour was a good and pious man and when he passed away the Lord himself greeted him at the pearly gates of heaven. ""Hungry Seymour?"" the Lord asked. ""I could eat"" said Seymour. The Lord opened a can of tuna and they shared it. While eating this humble meal Seymour looked down into Hell and noticed the inhabitants devouring enormous steaks pheasant pastries and vodka. The next day the Lord again asked Seymour if he were hungry and Seymour again said ""I could eat."" Once again a can of tun…