Senator Cruz Jokes

[GOP Debate] MODERATOR: this question is for Senator Cruz. How will you handle zodiackillersayswhat? CRUZ: what? MODERATOR: I knew it!

[Politics] A Cuban Refugee, A Canadian Immigrant, A Texas Separatist, A obstructionist politician, A Christian Extremist and A white Supremacist walk into a bar The tender say, what'll be Senator Cruz?

A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar The Bartender says: ""what would you like Senator Cruz?""

A Cuban, a Canadian, and a White Supremacist walks into a bar... The bartender asks "What'll you have Senator Cruz?"

A Cuban, a Canadian, and a homophobic walk into a bar The bartender says, "What'll it be, Senator Cruz?"

A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Ah, Senator Cruz, what are you having?"