Second Gentleman Jokes

Three learned gentlemen are discussing 'savoir faire'...(joke full of fuffery, told to me by a man who wore a fez all the time) The first one takes a healthy belt of his brandy, leans back in his leather chair and says, ""Mes amis! Savoir faire is something one does not learn easily. No sir! For example, a husband comes home earlier than he planned to. He opens the door and sees another man's coat hanging on the rack. Without a word, he heads out to the local bar and has a smoke and a drink and …

Three men appear in court, on charges of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park. The judge asks the first defendant, "What were you doing?” Oh, just throwing pebbles in the pond.” The judge asks the second gentleman, "And what were you doing?” I was throwing pebbles in the pond, too.” "Sounds harmless," says the judge. He turns to the third person, "And you, were you throwing pebbles in the pond as well?” No, sir. I AM Pebbles."