Second Child Jokes

Southern Charm Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South. When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me." The lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that pr…

Isn't parenting strange? When you have the first child and go out in the evening, you call the babysitter atleast 5 times. When you have the second child, you leave the telephone number of where you are going to with the babysitter. When the third child arrives, you leave strict instructions that the babysitter only calls you if there is blood!

A woman gave her two sons to different families for adoption. One goes to an Egyptian family and called Adjo. The second child goes to Spain and is called Juan. Many years later, Juan sends his mother a photo of himself. She turns to her sister saying that she wished that she had a photo of her other son. The sister responded, “Hey, they are identical twins. If you have seen Juan, you have seen Adjo!”