Scottish Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an English Police Officer, a Canadian Police Officer, an American Police Officer and a Scottish police Officer? QUESTION: You're on duty by yourself (don't How do you tell the difference between an English Police Officer, a Canadian Police Officer, an American Police Officer and a Scottish police Officer? Don't ask why, you just are, and your Sergeant hates you) walking on a deserted street late at night. Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes ar…

It'd be best to never underestimate a Scottish police officer. A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Scottish police officer. He thinks that he is smarter than the officer because he is a lawyer from London, and is certain that he has a better education than any Scottish policeman. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Scottish officer's expense. The Scottish policeman says, "License and registration, please." And the London Lawyer says, "What for…