Sometimes I think Scientology was secretly started by Mormons so they could have a religion to make fun of.#Scientology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Scientology has spaceships?! Crazy! I'll stick to my guy who parted the sea with his mind.#Scientology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Scientology, because even Jehovah Witnesses need something to laugh at after a hard day of knocking on doors.#Scientology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Scientology" is a combination of "scient-," meaning "science," and "-ology," meaning "science." And it just gets stupider from there.#Scientology#Science0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Tom Cruise does all of his own stunts because death is the only way out of the Church of Scientology.#Tom Cruise#Scientology#Religion#Dark Humor+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church? A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.#Scientology#Religion0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
So I heard Russia banned Scientology... I guess they're not Putin up with that.#Putin#Russia#Scientology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The reason why Scientology can't be a religion? There are no 1,000,000 people that died because of Scientology.#Scientology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
AMA I left the Church of Scientology two weeks ago [Deleted]#Scientology#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
People often complain and belittle alternative religious organizations like atheism and scientology... but at least atheism is a non-prophet organization.#Scientology0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do you call an elf that follows Scientology? Elron Hubbard#Scientology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why are Scientology and Proctology alike? It's all a load of shit.#Scientology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Am I the only one that sees the irony? In a Christian calling Scientology crazy?#Scientology#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why does Tom Cruise like Scientology? It's given him a great cult following#Tom Cruise#Scientology#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp