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Snoo-Snoo Three men are hunting on the African Savanna when they are captured by one of the tribes that live in the area. They are blindfolded, gagged and led into a hut to be held prisoner. After a while the chief of this tribe comes into the hut takes off their blindfolds and gags and begins to speak. He tells the three men that they have a choice between either Snoo-Snoo, or death. The first man gets up and says that whatever it is it can't be worse than death, The chief walks out and shouts

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A Lion is chasing an Antelope... A lion is chasing an antelope through the savanna. The antelope is getting tired and the lion is gaining fast. There's only a few feet left between them. And then, the antelope sees a way out - its a large, deep hole covered with grass - an old trap set up by a hunter many years ago. In a skillful leap, the antelope jumps over the trap, but the lion is not so lucky. He sees the hole too late and falls through the grass all the way down. Hurt and disoriented, he t

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