Farmer John had the prettiest wife in town--we're talking a real dish --and every many in town wanted her. Sam Spoon wanted her the most, and he had a plan to get her. Every day Farmer John would drive his truck to the base of his pasture to feed his prize cow, Bessie. Farmer John'd throw hay over the fence and ring a big cowbell, and when she heard it, Bessie'd come rumbling down the steep hill to eat. So, one day, Sam used a piece of rope to tie Bessie to a tree at the hill's top. When Farmer …