A guy unfortunately becomes a widower, wants to put an obituary in the local paper... ... He rings them up, asks how much it costs. ""One dollar per word"", says the clerk. ""Ok, here's the message: ""Martha dead"" The clerk pauses and replies: ""You know, people normally say a bit more. If it's the price, yaknow, we have a special on now, pay for 3, get 3 free."" ""Ok, let's do that. Here goes:"" says the guy, ""Martha dead. For Sale Honda Civic""