Said St Peter Jokes

A Zebra In Heaven A zebra went to heaven. When he saw St. Peter he asked him ""You know, I have always wondered, am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?"" St. Peter said he would have to ask God that question since he's the one that made him. So the zebra asked God, ""God, am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?"" God answered, ""You are what you are."" The zebra left and came upon St. Peter and told him, ""Well I asked God if…

Three men died in a car accident. So they ascended into heaven and stood in front of St Peter. "" After I let you in, there will be three room. Each of you will be assigned to one room."" Said St Peter, ""in the room, there will be a clock that determines how smart you are. The slower it goes, the wiser you are."" So the three man happily walked into their room. The first man walked into the room and look at the clock. After an hour, the clock didn't move at all. He was very happy to know that h…

Zebra in Heaven. A zebra went to heaven. When he saw St. Peter he asked him ""You know, I have always wondered, am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?"" St. Peter said he would have to ask God that question since he's the one that made him. So the zebra asked God, ""God, am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?"" God answered, ""You are what you are."" The zebra left and came upon St. Peter and told him, ""Well I asked God if …