A Russian university valedictorian (from my Russian history prof)
A valedictorian at a Russian university was giving his graduation speech. As a finale, the Party Secretary who was in attendance asked the young man two rehearsed questions: "Who is your mother?"
"The Party," the young man replied.
"And who is your father?" the Party Secretary asked next.
"Lenin," the valedictorian said.
Then, unrehearsed, the Party Secretary asked a third question: "And what do you want to be when you grow u…