A man is walking through New Zealand... A man is walking through New Zealans when he comes upon a rancher. He decides to strike up a conversation, and he asks the rancher what he is called. The rancher doesn't give him a straight answer, but instead asks, ""do you see the barn behind me?"" The traveler says that, yes, he sees the barn. The Kiwi replies, ""I built that barn with my own two hands! Took me three years of work to get it how I wanted, but everything sits together perfectly without a …