A priest is waiting at the gates of heaven In front of him in line is an old man in well worn jeans and an equally worn leather jacket. The old man get's to the front of the line and St. Peter says ""state your name and occupation please"" He says ""Simon Burch, NYC taxi driver for 30 years"" St. Peter checks his list and smiles, ""here"" he says ""take this silk robe and golden staff and enter the kingdom of Heaven"" Seeing this, the priest comes up and, when asked, booms ""I am Robert Eaton, S…