Rene Descartes Jokes

Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The Bartender says, ""Hey, Rene, you want a scotch?"" Descartes replies, ""No, I think not."" And then he vanishes. No dice.

A short philosophy joke... Rene Descartes is walking around a party when somebody asks him if he'd like something to drink. Descartes answers, ""I think not"" and promptly vanishes.

Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bartender says would you like a beer? Descartes says ""I think not"" and promptly vanishes.

Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Would you like a beer?"" Descartes says ""I think not"" and he drops dead.

Rene Descartes is having dinner alone at a restaurant... ...when he finishes his meal, the waiter approaches and says ""and will monsieur be having dessert?"" ""I think not"" Descartes replies. Poof! He disappears.

Rene Descartes walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Can I get you a drink?"" Descartes starts to say, ""I think not--"" but he disappears. I AM SO FUNNY, RIGHT GUISE?

Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The Bartender asks ""Do you want a drink?"" Descartes says ""I think not,"" and *poof*. He's gone.

Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Would you like a beer?"" Descartes replies, ""I think not,"" and promptly disappears.

Rene Descartes walks into a bar... The bartender asks ""Want something to drink?"". Decartes replies ""I think not"", and disappears.

Rene Descartes is chilling with his girlfriend. She asks: ""What are you thinking of?"" He says: ""Nothing."" and disappears.

Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bartender asks him if he'd like a drink. Descartes replies ""I think not"" and vanishes.

Did you hear that Rene Descartes accidentally committed suicide? He just wasn't thinking.

A server asked Rene Descartes if he would like another cup of coffee... He replied, ""I think not!"" And disappeared.

Rene Descartes walks into a bar ~~The bartender asks him if he wants a drink.~~ ~~""I don't think so...""~~ The bartender says ""Hey, Rene, gonna have your usual?"" ""I don't think I am."" Descartes disappears. Edit: Fixed it by popular demand.

Be careful what you think After much thought, Rene Descartes had his eureka moment where he stated ""I think, therefore I am"". Feeling absolute euphoria over this revelation, he wanted to share it with someone. Finding no one in the street, he went into a bar and said to the first person he saw ""I think, therefore I am"". Not understanding, the man said, that's great, but would you like to date my sister? Looking at the man's sister, Descartes said with some disdain ""I think Not"", and immedi…

Why is Rene Descartes considered a thinker? Because he is.

Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Would you like a beer?"" Descartes says, ""I think not,"" and vanishes.

Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bar tender asks him if he wants a drink, he says ""I think not."" He then disappears.

So Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""Do you want a beer?"" Descartes responds, ""I think not!"" poof. he disappeared

Rene Descartes walks into a bar. . . . . .and orders a beer. When he finishes is, the barkeep asks "Have another?" Descartes replies "I think not." . . .and POOF. He vanishes.

Philosophy Rene Descartes walks into a bar. He sits down to order a drink. The bartender looks at him and says “Hey aren’t you that famous philosopher? Jean-Jacques Rousseau? Offended, Descartes turns to him and scoffs. “I think not!” And poof he disappears.

Philosophy joke Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The waitress asks, "Would you like your regular table tonight?" He responds, "No. I think not." And he vanishes.