A man is concerned about his son... A man is very concerned about his son and goes to a doctor. ""Doctor, I'm concerned, my son has a small disfunction in his nether region"" He says. ""What might the issue be?"" ""My son has two buttholes!"" ""I'll have to do some tests with your son, we might be able to cure him via a DNA translation"" The doctor takes the son to a special room. After a few hours the doctor returns and looks concerned. ""What is it doc? Is it bad?"" ""Sir, the DNA tests just r…