Reddit army tell me all the jesus jokes you know! here is mine: St. Peter was guarding the Pearly Gates, waiting for new souls coming to heaven. He saw Jesus walking by and caught his attention. ""Jesus, could you mind the gate while I go do an errand?"" ""Sure,"" replied Jesus. ""What do I have to do?"" ""Just find out about the people who arrive. Ask about their background, their family, and their lives. Then decide if they deserve entry into Heaven."" ""Sounds easy enough. OK."" So Jesus mann…