Raymond Jokes

I know a guy who doesn't love Raymond.

2000 pounds of dynamite A large, powerfully-built guy named Raymond meets a woman named Polly at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, Raymond stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, Raymond flexes his muscular arms and says, ""See that, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!"" Polly begins to drool. Raymond then drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, ""S…

Raymond and Polly A large, powerfully-built guy named Raymond meets a woman named Polly at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, Raymond stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, Raymond flexes his muscular arms and says, ""See that, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!"" Polly begins to drool. Raymond then drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, ""See tho…

Statistician and bomb. Found this on Raymond Smullyan's book ""To Mock a Mockingbird"". Hope you might like it. There is the story of a statistician who told a friend that he never took airplanes: ""I have computed the probability that there will be a bomb on the plane,"" he explained, ""and although this probability is low, it is still too high for my comfort. "" Two weeks later, the friend met the statistician on a plane. ""How come you changed your theory?"" he asked. ""Oh, I didn't change my…

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris *hates* Raymond.

How do you say the name Ray in Jamaican? Raymond