The Re-incarnation of Ralph
Ralph came stumbling home; drunk again after another late night at the local pub. He slid quietly into bed beside his sleeping wife,
and fell into a deep sleep.
He was awoken by a bright golden light, and he found himself standing before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, "You have died in your sleep Ralph. You drank yourself to death... You're in Heaven now. Welcome my son."
Ralph was stunned. "WAIT! I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for.…