[Joke Prompt] My hotel shampoo 'flavors' are more exciting than the food served on the airline trip. I wish I were a funny man - I'm not - so I've got to throw this out there for you funny people to run with... Checked in to a Hilton Hotel last night, and noticed that the shampoo / conditioners sound better than most of the food offered on the airlines. * Honey & Coriander Shampoo * Basil & Mint Conditioner Got to be a joke in there - run with it.