Chapter 1: The man who can't lose! I am a 29 year-old unemployed man. I live in a tiny apartment in the deserted outskirts of Pink-Polka-Dot City beside Blue-Polka-Dot City. Man! I wish I live there! Blue-Polka-Dot City that's where all the rich cookies live! I'm trying to get a job as an accountant but I haven't had much luck. To be honest with you i feel depressed working as an accountant anyways. What i really want... The dream that I've had ever since i had a pacifier in my mouth was to be H…