Pierre the French Fighter Pilot Pierre the French fighter pilot brought his recent date back to his house. As they began to kiss, he poured red wine over her red lips. The girl asked ""Pierre, why did you do that?"" Pierre responded ""I am Pierre the French fighter pilot. When I have red meat, I have red wine."" They continued their heated activities and Pierre took off her shirt, pouring white wine on her breasts. The girl asked ""Pierre why did you do that?"" Pierre responded ""I am Pierre the…