Pierre the brave French fighter pilot Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, ""Pierre, kiss me!"" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. ""What are you doing, Pierre?"" says the startled Marie. ""I am Pierre, the famous French fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!"" She smiles and the…