Philip Glass Jokes

Jokes

(Someone finally shuts off a car alarm) Philip Glass: (sticks head out of apartment window above) HEY I WAS LISTENING TO THAT

#Philip Glass #Driving

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Who's there? ... ...Philip Glass.

#Philip Glass #Knock Knock

What do you get when Philip Glass breaks? John Cage.

#Philip Glass #John Cage #One-Liner

What 20th century composer would make the best bartender? Philip Glass. (fill up glass)

#Philip Glass #Bar #Q&A

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#Philip Glass