A man finds himself talking to God... A man finds himself talking to God, so he asks Him a few questions. Man: ""God, what are a million years like to you?"" God: ""Son, to me, a million years are like a second."" Man: ""God, what are a million dollars like to you?"" God: ""Son, to me, a million dollars are like a single penny."" Man: ""God, can I have a million dollars?"" God: ""Sure - just a sec...""