Patrick Patrick Jokes

Just some jokes I found. Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all. Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."" A man asks a farmer near a field, ""Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train."" The farmer says, ""Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll…

Mother gets trolled by his son Mother, ""How was school today, Patrick?"" Patrick, ""It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"" Mother, ""Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"" Patrick, ""What school?""

Today we made explosives! Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?” Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!” Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?” Patrick, “What school?”