Three Irishmen are walking home after a night at the pub. They're all a bit pissed, and decided to take the shortcut through the churchyard. As they pass the gravestones, one Irishman says to the others, ""Look at this, boys. Ol' Patrick Flannigan lived 'til 85"". Another of the men says, ""Ah, that's nothing. Davie O'Toole is buried here. He lived to be 97."" The third Irishman says, ""Ah, they were kiddies compared to this old bastard. He lived to be 134."" The others are shocked and one asks,…