There once was a teller at a bank... named Patricia MacIntosh. One day when she was at work, a frog walked into the bank, came right up to her and said: ""Gimme a loan for a thousand bucks."" Now Patricia was a good bank employee, and went to check his credit history to see if the loan could be approved. She found that he currently already had an outstanding loan which he hadn't even begun to pay off, and she therefore wasn't allowed to give him another one. After explaining this to the frog, th…