Other Guy Jokes

Two guys are in a bar, talking about their wives... First one says: ""So there's this problem between me and my wife, whenever I come home after a night of drinking and get in bed, my wife wakes up really pissed and sends me to the couch!"" Other guy says: ""Yeah, happened to me before, but I figured that instead of trying to not make any noise, I just had to give her a bit of lovin' and she'd shut right up! Worked everytime for me."" ""Great advice! I'mma try that out!"" So that night, the firs…

Two hunters and a hole Two guys are hunting, one guy says ""Whoa, big hole. How deep is that?"" Other guy says ""Let's throw something in the hole and see."" They see a rusty old anvil and drag it to the hole, throw it in and hear no sound of it hitting the bottom. Suddenly they hear something galloping and a goat is coming at them at a blistering speed, almost knocking them down as it flies past the two and dives into the hole. ""Becky? Becky!!"" Yells a farmer running toward them. He stops nea…