Omine Jokes

A story about a Redneck and a Game Warden. A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Georgia as he started to leave a lake well known for it's fish. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish." "Pet fish!?!?" "Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when…

Pet fish An old country boy with a bucket full of live fish was approached by a game Warden. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "No, sir. Don't need one." These here are my pet fish." "Pet fish??" the game warden barked. "Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em "HOGWASH! you're under arrest." He said. "It's the truth. …