Me: How much for the selfie stick? Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.#Olsen#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*playing poker* *my opponent smirks* "All in." he says. *pair of aces* *I smile* *throws down a pair of Olsen twins* "Full House."#Olsen#Full House0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
FUN FACT: The Olsen twins were actually triplets but Mary ate her sister Kate in utero and that's why she has two names#Olsen#Sister Kate#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp