St. Patricks day jokes! This is for y'all to add on to, but I've got us a few starters here. Enjoy! * So two Irish guys walk out of a bar... * An Irishman walks into a pub and orders dozens of martinis, removing the olives, placing them in a jar, and drinking the martinis. When the jar is filled with olives and all the martinis drank, he starts to leave. The bartender stops him and asks, ""Excuse me but, what was that all about?"" The Irishman replies, ""My wife sent me out for a jar of olives."…