Obrien Jokes

Another Irish Joke Two men are sitting at a bar in New York. Bartender walks up and says ""What will ya have?"" At the same time the two men say ""A pint of Guinness."" They look at each other and one says ""You look familiar, are you from Ireland?"" The man replies ""Yes, Yes I am, from Dublin actually."" The other man replies ""Me too! What town!?"" The man says ""I'm from Belcamp."" The other man replies ""Me too! What street?"" Man replies ""Clonshaugh Road."" The other man again replies ""I…

So it's Sunday in Ireland... The priest says that the day's theme for mass is the afterlife. Wanting to gauge the opinions of the congregation, he asks everyone who believes in ghosts to raise their hands. About half the congregation raises their hands. Next, he asks those with their hands raised if they've ever spoken with a ghost. About half of those lower their hands in response. The priest says he has one last question: "Of those who have their hands raised still, who among you has ev…