Walking across the Golden Gate bridge, I saw a man about to jump... Walking across the Golden Gate bridge, I saw a man about to jump, so I approached him and said, ""Don't jump!"" And he said, ""I've got nothing to live for and no one cares about me in the slightest."" So I replied, ""You're forgetting about God."" The man said, ""I used to believe in God."" I said, ""That's good. Were you a Christian or a Jew?"" He said, ""Christian."" I said, ""Me too! Were you protestant or Catholic?"" He sai…