A nazi plane is shot down somewhere over a North African desert; the pilot survives.
He wanders for nearly two days. Having quickly run out of water, he is crazed with thirst when he crawls over a sand dune and sees an elderly Jewish man standing in front of a table covered in neck ties.
"Water, water..." croaks the Nazi pilot.
"I don't have any water, unfortunately," apologizes the Jewish man. "I do have these lovely neck ties though. Would you like one?"
"You stupid, filthy Jew," curses th…