Noel Jokes

Why don't we call it Christlmas? Noel.

Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals? Because Noel.

Noel, Noel. Noel, Noel. Born is the king of isrea.

If there's Noel.... ...then could a king be born in Israel? (If there's ""No L"", how can there be a king born in ""Is-rye-L"")

We everyone, I wish a of you ovey people a happy christmas, ive ife to the fu est, and make merry with a your fami ies. crap sorry, noel.

3 Guys talk about naming their kids Noel: I'm gonna name my kid LEON. That's my name spelled backwards. Omer: That's Cool. I'm going to name my kid REMO too. Anigav: ..................You guys need to shut the hell up.

Latey, my aphabet has been a the pace, I bame the fact there's ""noel""

What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one? Noel.

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet? There's Noel.

I just saw a lit up 'Noel' x-mas decoration on top of a house and noticed the 'L' was missing, so I thought to myself, 'look, there's no L.'

If I ever have a daughter I want to name her Noe. It would be pronounced like Noel and spelled the same but with no 'L'.

ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Noel.

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

Christmas Jokes! Saw these Christmas one-liners. If everyone is drunk at Christmas, these might be funny! Q: What do you call an elf who sings? A: a wrapper! Q: Why is Christmas just like your job? A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. Q: Why is Santa so jolly? A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Q: Why doesn’t Santa have any kids? A: He only comes once a year. Q: Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alp…

What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has noel.

Why is there 1 less letter in the alphabet at Christmas Because there is noel

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season? Only 25...because there's Noel.

Where is the 'L' in christmas? There is noel