Noah's arc had finally run aground... ... and Noah told the animals "Go forth and multiply." A snake couple told Noah "We can't multiply, we're adders." Noah got some driftwood tree trunks and built a platform for the snakes. Even adders can multiply when given a log table.#Noahs#Noah#Animals0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Who was the greatest financer in the bible? Noah, cause he floated his stocks while the rest of the world was in liquidation.#Noah#Religion#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Noah had just landed the ark. After all the animals had disembarked he went back in to look around and there were two snakes in the corner crying. He said what's going on? I told you to go fourth and multiply. They replied but we're adders!#Noah0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Noah have so much difficulty fishing on the ark? He only brought two worms.#Noah#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Who was the best financier in the Bible? Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.#Noah#Religion#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
After the flood Noah tells the animals from the Arc to ""go forth and multiply.""#Noah0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why do writers hate the bible?,"It has terrible characters Noah is the only one with an arc.#Noah#Religion0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?,"Better get this right I only have 2 worms.#Noah0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why can a man never starve in the Mohave Desert?,"Because he can eat the sand which is there. But what brought the sandwiches there? Why, Noah sent Ham and his descendants mustered and bred.#Noah0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why was Noah a great businessman? He floated his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.#Noah#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why was Noah a great economist? He kept his stock afloat while everything else was in liquidation.#Noah#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Noah do with all the poop? Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:#Noah#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why was Noah the best businessman? He floated his stock while the rest of the world was in liquidation. The greatest journalist? Samson. He took two columns and made an impression on everyone.#Noah#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why do writers hate the bible? It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.#Noah#Religion#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing? Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.#Noah#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock? Ark-n-Saw.#Noah#Ark N Saw#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why can a man never starve in the Mohave Desert? Because he can eat the sand which is there. But what brought the sandwiches there? Why, Noah sent Ham, and his descendants mustered and bred.#Noah#Mohave Desert#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp