Nicolas Cage's agent After a difficult day on the set Nicolas Cage returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find police and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house. Explaining who he was he asks ""What happened?"" ""Well,"" one of the officer's says, ""It seems that your agent came by your house earlier today and while he was here he attacked your wife, assaulted your children, beat your dog and burned your house to the ground."" The actor is struck speechless, his jaw h…