Nhs Jokes

One minute, you're getting drunk as a skunk, then the next minute, you're in the back of an ambulance. I really shouldn't be working for the NHS.

The problem with the NHS #Is all of the staff ^(..) ^(..) ^(..) ^(..) ^(pause..........) Are under valued and over worked. (That was an NHS joke.. it took longer than expected, at first your were annoyed, but in the end you got what you wanted and everything was ok.)

English version of Breaking bad in progress It will last one season with only one episode where Walt will be diagnosed with Cancer but will get treated by NHS and wil end up living on benefits.

A British man is at the hospital, dying. The doctor comes in and the dying man asks him, ""Am I going to die doctor?"" The doctor replies ""No. Curiously it is your lack of income that has saved you."" The man exclaims ""Really!? But, how??"" The Doctor responds ""Well you see, private patients can die almost immediately. But there's a 3 year waiting list on the NHS!""

Did you know there are only 24 letters in the NHS alphabet? There's no A&E.

I got circumcised on the NHS Which means the operation was free, you just leave a tip

I want my abs to be like NHS nurses... Cut

I was disappointed by the British version of Breaking Bad. It ends after he gets cancer and all his treatment is paid for by the NHS.