Neighborhood Watch Jokes

If this country cared for its mentally ill they wouldn't be able to join Neighborhood Watch Teams or enter politics.

Home safety I took my name off the Neighborhood Watch List. I've got two Pakistani flags raised in my front garden, one at each corner and the black flag of ISIS in the center. The local police, and multiple intelligence services are watching my house 24/7. I've never felt safer in my entire Life!

I installed a new home alarm system I've never felt safer I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch. I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center. The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I've never felt safer and I am saving $49.95 a month.

I installed a new home alarm system I've never felt safer I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.