Can you find my wife?
Husband:
My wife is missing.
She went out yesterday and has not come home...
Sergeant at Garda Station:
What is her height?
Husband:
Ara jaysus, I'm not sure. About 5 or 6 feet.
Sergeant:
Weight?
Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Middling.
Sergeant:
Colour of eyes?
Husband:
Sort of browny bluey green I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant:
Colour of hair?
Husband:
Changes a couple times a year.
Maybe dark brown now.
I can’t remember.
Sergeant:
What…