A man on a hunt for the ""perfect"" Christmas gift A man is on the hunt for the ""perfect"" Christmas gift for his wife. He has looked high and low and has not found just the right gift. Time is getting short. It is Christmas Eve and the shops in town are starting to close. The man heads into the pet store; desperate: Clerk: Hello sir, how can I help you? Man: I need the perfect gift for my wife, what do you have? C: I have just the gift! Here is Chet the parrot. M: What is so great about Chet? …