Nancys Jokes

Little Nancy's dead goldfish Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, ""What are you up to there, Nancy?"" ""My goldfish died,"" replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, ""and I've just buried him."" The neighbor was concerned, ""That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"" Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, ""That's because he's inside your stup…

Johnny and Nancy Johnny had a tree house that was really high up. He decides that it's the perfect place to kiss a girl so he invites his favorite female friend Nancy. She agrees to go up to the tree house with him. Once they meet up at the tree house, johnny gets excited; she is wearing a skirt too! 'so umm... Ladies first' he says as he points at the ladder to go up, his heart pumping, excited to maybe even get to see Nancy's panties. She starts to climb happily and blissfully unaware of Johnn…