Murphys Jokes

Hey have you heard of Murphy's law? It states anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But

Have you guys heard of Murphy's law? It states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you ever heard of Cole's law? It's thinly sliced cabbage.

Murphy's law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.

Two men were sitting next to each other at Murphy’s Pub in London. After awhile

Have you heard the joke about Murphy's Law?,"It goes like... no wait... ah damn it.

Have you heard the joke about Murphy's Law? It goes like... no wait... ah, damn it.

A little boy said his ambition was to drive a tank. His father said: "Well, I won't stand in your way." Murphy's Laws of Combat If the enemy is in range, so are you. Incoming fire has the right of way. Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire. There is always a way, but the easy way is mined. Teamwork is essential – it gives them someone else to shoot at. The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you. A "sucking chest wound" is…

Murphy's Law regarding Children: 1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning. 2. For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty. 3. Toys multiply to fill any space available. 4. The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less your child will like it. 5. Yours is always the only child who doesn't behave. 6. If the shoe fits..it's expensive. 7. The surest way to get something done is to tell a child not to do it. 8. The gooier the food, the more l…