Murphy's Law - If it can go wrong, it will go wrong. Cole's Law - shredded cabbage in mayo

Know the laws! "Have you heard of Murphy's Law?" Yeah. "What is it?" Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. "Okay, have you heard of Cole's Law?" Yeah. "So what is it?" Thinly sliced cabbage.

Murphy's law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.

Any leftover cabbage can and will be shredded and mixed with mayo - Cole's Law